Dear JAMMers,
Before Oregon Trail, N64, and Play Station - there was a simple way of playing games:
With a pencil and paper.
MASH was a mainstay for me and my sister if we couldn't fall asleep when we shared a bedroom in the '90's. The results would say you may end up living in a shack, but it'll be with a Backstreet Boy which will make it worthwhile. Well, let’s play the latest millennial edition.
Look around you and count the number of people on their cell phone in your immediate eye line. That number is your magic number. There are 4 categories. Address one category at at time.
With your magic number, count starting from the first option through the options within the category. For instance, if your number is six, cross off the option you land on when you stop counting from one to six within the respective category. Then start the the next category. Continue eliminating options until you are left with your 1 true destiny.
Where will you live?
1. Mansion dreams applied to a tight metro area apartment because the housing crisis has not ended. Have you done The Home Edit and Marie Kondo methods to make the most of your space? Or is the answer often – just that you truly need more space?!
2. The planet from Britney Spears’ Oops I Did It Again music video
3. You moved back in with your parents at one point in your mid-to-late twenties
4. A replica of the Dunder Mifflin office
How might your brain or body fail today?
1. You make a wrong turn on a route you take daily
2. Yes, that lunch choice STILL bothers your stomach, it was not a one-off
3. Your child had the stomach bug 3+ times this winter and you finally got it
4. You remember every word of your favorite scene of Friends, but you don’t recall why you entered this room
What will you have nightmares about?
1. Wearing a strapless bra 2. Your student loans were not forgiven
3. Your direct report says today is not the vibe. You have to cover their work. But you’re not a regular manager, you’re a cool manager. Being okay with it is now your vibe.
4. Low rise jeans come back
5. Corey and Topanga divorce
What will you daydream about?
1. One of the famous Chris’ whisks you away on an unexpected tropical vacation
2. Inflation slows and you can own real estate
3. Amanda Bynes stabilizes mentally and goes on Oprah to show the world her triumph
4. That meeting was replaced by an email
5. A day where dairy does not personally victimize you
6. Zoolander 2 being better than it was
No worries,
Jaclyn
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